my tribute to the Obama spending spree

Please sing along to the tune by the Barenaked Ladies, "If I had a Million Dollars." The lyrics are entirely mine.

If I had your trillion dollars (If I had your trillion dollars)
I'd buy your house ( I would buy your house for you)
If I had your trillion dollars (If I had your trillion dollars)
I'd buy your furniture for your house (pay your utilities and property tax)
If I had your trillion dollars (If I had your trillion dollars)
I'd buy you Chrysler ( already bought you GM automobiles)
If I had your trillion dollars, I'd buy your vote

If I had your trillion dollars
I'd build a plenty of new roads
If I had your trillion dollars
You could help cause we’ll pay 75 grand
If I had your trillion dollars
Maybe we could raises taxes on the rich
Wouldn't that be fabulous!

If I had your trillion dollars (If I had your trillion dollars)
I buy you health insurance ( but not real medical that would be to expensive)
If I had your trillion dollars (If I had your trillion dollars)
I'd get China more US bonds (interest like 3 or 4 percent)
If I had your trillion dollars (If I had your trillion dollars)
I'd promise you no new taxes (All them crazy election promises)
If I had your trillion dollars I'd buy your vote

If I had your trillion dollars
We wouldn't have to pay at the store
If I had your trillion dollars
We'd take a limousine cause I have plenty more
If I had your trillion dollars I wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner

If I had your trillion dollars (If I had your trillion dollars)
I'd give your bank some green ( but not help you that's cruel)
If I had your trillion dollars (If I had your trillion dollars)
I'd give more international loans ( N. Korea or Cuba)
If I had your trillion dollars (If I had your trillion dollars)
I'd buy our way out of this recession (haven't you always wanted higher interest rates?)
If I had your trillion dollars If I had your trillion dollars If I had your trillion dollars
If I had your trillion dollars The FED be RICH!